Shark Bytes

this show could never jump the shark, the whole appeal is the fact that it is completely unrealistic.

the more bizarre and absurd it gets the better it is lol

All I know is, I was channel-surfing one day and onto my TV screen pops a heavily made-up Nanny (Juliet Mills as Tabitha) and a little person who's dressed like a doll.

As they had an earnest conversation about evil and witchcraft and whatever, I laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes.

Then I changed the channel.

Wow Passionfruit...thats about right...lol

Here's haw Passion;s ended:

louis and miguel are not brothers
pillar finds out teressa is gertrude
ethan marries both gwen and teressa;becomes a pilligamist
tabitha is the devil
julian dies
becky and madam foussant carpet-bomb harmony with fart bombs...god this show is awful....good riddens

How the hell can you end this show without putting Luis and Sheridan together? Helllllo they are the shows signature couple. Then again, maybe that's why the show was cancelled not once, but TWICE!

I was a passions watcher for the first couple of years. But two things turned me into a sporadic watcher, the two weeks of episode's that equaled one night of ethans big paternity reveal(he's Sam's kid)
as well as watching Sheridan go through what must have been a ten month pregnancy in a pit in Beth's basement, if seeing her in the same blue outfit getting terrorized by clowns wasn't enough you had to see her train wreck mom shuffle around in the walker 'fretting' about telling the truth (as if it should have even been an issue) And seeing Luis go to the basement door EVERYDAY like he's going to go down there only to be stopped by Terrified Psycho Beth. Did she ever get that baby back? Let's not talk about the dialogue, I thought I was the only one that sadly noticed how the actors had to recite the gist of there storyline at the beginning of each of there scenes EVERYDAY.
I was a theresa fan until she started scheming to plan Gwen's baby shower and pretending to be her friend when she was scheming after her man. Orig, ethan had NO interest in theresa and treated her like ... his maid's daughter, you would think he would have thought on her scheming and said I'll pass instead of 'oh! another place to put my d***' but oh well. Before I go I have to mention the one good thing about this show... the guys sooooooo hot!!! Luis ... his smile melts underwear ... the unusual upgrade recasts Hank? Miguel? The second one couldn't act his way out of a paperbag, but they smartly kept him shirtless ... walking orgasm*

This show went to hell after the following of reasons: 1) The introduction of Antonio (Heh, I always thought the Lopez-Fitzgeralds had only four children. I guess it's like the Cosby show, only NOT funny & the character brought nothing to the show) then to kill him off (what was the point of having him exist?!), 2) Sheridan marrying loser husband #2 Chris, who unlike Luis, has the warm, appeal, and acting range of a robot, 3) Theresa caused Gwen to lose her baby then stealing her embryos (and am I the ONLY person that prefers Gwen to Theresa? Their fighting over ugmo Ethan, the old one was MUCH better looking and a superior actor, is unnecessary.) 4) Theresa herself. What an ambitious little snake in the grass whore. Get your own man. Not to mention a forehead. She was obsessed with him for years, and then they end up together? Ew. 5) They dropped the whole "Chad is the love child of Julian and Eve" storyline. And after 7 years. Years. Dimwit cowards. 6) Vincent. They won't do incest but will do hermaphrodites? Yuck. Whatever. Btw, his character sucks too. 7) The introduction of Martin, Katherine, and Spike. M+K are terrible, rubbing their filth in front of poor Pilar, who never gave up hope he would return. Shameful. And don't get me started on Spike. What a useless piece of--well, you know, making Jessica into a prostitute who, sadly enough, many people feel asked for the things that happened to her. 8) Letting go of Justin Hartley and Travis Schuldt. No words can... 10) Getting rid of Grace. Granted she was a bland character with her bad haircut and nasty tomato soup cakes and sticking up for stupid Miguel and Charity, but why they have her run off with that creep David? What a BAD storyline. There are more, but these are the main ones, the most disgraceful. I'm so glad that the network gave up the ghost on James E. Reilly's, known non-affectionately to fans as JERk, piece of crap "soap opera". And are you wondering why I know so much about this show even though I hate it? Because not too far ago, I WAS a fan. I even wanted that book Tabitha "wrote"!

This show had potential...It was a comedy, drama, and horror show all into one, but the writers kept on going and going with the story lines... that's why it's getting canned!

Terrible acting, nice male eye candy, the old ethan. . . So many reasons why i love this show. I absolutely hate soaps but this one is so bad it's good. if you want to complain about how slow the story moves...go right ahead; however I am not as lucky as some of you collagen filled cross-over driving spoiled stay at home moms so I really only get to watch every once in a great while and it makes it easy to catch up on. If I had never gotten mono when during the first season i never would have been hooked...but i did and this show is for sure my favorite private vice. To all of you that just come on to complain, save your breath, what exactly do you expect out of any soap?

They canceled it on NBC, moved it to DirecTV, then they decided not to renew it there...OK...what was the point?!

Jumped when I realized that Luis and Sheridan would never get back together and Sheridan would never get her son back either.
Or when Eve and what's his face ended their marriage.
Or Eve's sister obsessed with breaking the two of them up because she would never forgive her sister. "He molested me and you just stood there and let me have it!"
Good gracious...Eve was like 5 years old! And it's not like her sister was deflowered or anything.
Or maybe it jumped when Whitney and that one guy found out they were related and Whitney went to a convent because she sinned by having sex with her half brother, though she didn't know about it at the time.
I think if she was truly catholic, she'd be more worried about having sex BEFORE marriage...
And Theresa being obsessed with that one guy...as far as having sex with him and it turns out to be twins because she had sex with him too soon...wtf? That can't happen. Once pregnant, you can't get pregnant with another baby like, two days latter...
And that one guy...Al...it's been too long since I've watched this...Alister, there we go.
When will he die?
I mean, in real life, he'd be executed WAY before Saddam ever was...

I hate fancy and luis together, luis needs to get back with sheridan because for as long as I can remember it was them, people say he moved on because sheridan kept refusing him, but every other couple on the show has breaks when one person is with some one else but they get back together. Ethan was married for years and theresa never gave up. I hate fancy with all my heart, her character is a waste of time, and pretty dumb ass can get killed off too

This show had lots of "eye candy" (both female and male). Unfortunately, whenever any one of the eye candy opened their mouths, idiocy would spew out. I couldn't tell which was worse: the amateuish acting, the stupid plots, or the sight of Juliet Mills made up like a 90-year-old bag lady.

are the scripts written by kids from grade school.

I was subjected to this mess one day serving jury duty. I felt dumber at the end of the day having watched this thing...every actor is hoping to get their big break on some crap-o sci-fi channel exclusive movie. Terrible script reads like a bunch of fatty internet fanfic writers who want to see phony sexual tension between star-trek charachters. Plus the pop-up ***** witch-baby has the be the saddest idea since "My Mother the Car" Damn you passions...for stealing several precious hours of my life.