Shark Bytes

I posted my last message on this page less than two hours ago and now it is gone! After I submit this one, I plan on going through the alphibet to see how many of my others are still up there. I just looked at the Brady Bunch page and mine is still up there. Thank God for small favors!

I would especially love to know if the DVD's feature any special bonus materials with Malcolm Gets! He is just so adorable! I would love to see more and more and more of him, and bonus features on the DVDs would be just wonderful!

After expressing my disgust in the fact that the last message is still up there, there is something that I would like to know from true fans of the show. Has anyone out there already bought the first season on DVD? If so, what is it like?

I feel I must apologize for the seemingly strange remarks I made last night. I think I took too much of my medication and it made my head go all weird on me! How strange for me to fantasize about killing myself! I hope it isn't something serious that I need to worry about!

Malcolm, please come hold me tight until I feel better! I need to feel your manliness to get me through another day! That's the fantasy that I should be having instead of violent suicidal ones!

This coming Friday, the Social Security Administration is going to be hosting a work incentive seminar in Newark. I have been receiving Social Security Disability for almost two decades. Even though this reality is none of anyone out there's business, I feel that, at this point, broadcasting it is the lesser of two evils. In any event, come Friday, I will be going to this event with one of the vacational staff of the organization in which I am a client. I think what would be a good form of double-justice would be if I were to get offered a nice cushy job right at the same moment that an assasin takes a double-barrell shotgun to the head of the asshole who likes to use my pen name! However, if I am going to fantisise at this level, I may as well dream that, after work, Lea Thompson and Helen Hunt have a cat fight over who gets to kiss me first!

In reality, however, in a comment about my previous comments regarding Lea Thompson, I hope you all understand I was in jest about salivating over her. I was just having some fun at her expense.

It is truly the beautiful Malcolm Gets that deserves my saliva -- I could (and have) salivated all over his savory image many times! Oh, and the thought of him alongside that wonderful Christopher Knight otherwise known as Peter on the Brady Bunch, just having finished Celebrity Circus, oh now that is a wonderful thought! What I would not give to be in between those two magnificent bodies!

The first thing that I would like to say is that I really admire the sense of morals and ethics expressed by the last poster. On top of this, I am "really" excited about the release of the first season of "Caroline in the City" of DVD! Believe it or not, this is less than a week away! Wow! However, my favorite episode of the whole series is "Return of Sudsy Guy" and this is in the fourth and last season. However, with my luck, this season will probably not make it to DVD until I am grey haired and toothless! I would pay top dollar to see Lea Thompson swinging her butt to the beat of "Funky Town" while I am still young enough to salavate over it!

I believe if you really think about it you'll figure it out. I'm sorry ,I can't say because I don't believe in outing people.

I think that in this post, rather than rant and rave about the asshole who posted the second to last message, I will remark on some of the points raised by the most recent poster. In the first place, I did not know that the actor who played Richard was gay until after the show was cancelled and I read it on "Sitcoms Online". In any event, this poster also said that in "Fraiser" there were at least three gay actors selling themselves as straight. I am curious about this reality. While the show was still on prime-time, I learned that the man who played Bulldog the sports man batted for the other team. Several years after the sereis ended I read that David Hyde Pierce (Niles) was gay as well. However, the thing that I am wondering about was who the third person is that this poster is thinking of. Also, while we are on the topic of "Fraiser", I especially liked the episodes with Felicity Hoffman! I think that the site of her in designer boots is some good eye candy!

I watched this religiously waiting for Caroline and her true love Richard to get together. I must have been a masochist. It was pure torture- the waiting every week only to have your hopes dashed again. Sitcoms in the nineties seemed to thrive on this will-they- or-won't-they nonsense. Do real adults pine like this for years when it is obvious that the other person feels the same way too? Okay, I'll admit that Malcolm Gets was like Paul Lynde's younger brother, so obviously gay. This is also a trend that started in the nineties, with Fraiser being having at least three gays playing straights. Now most television shows have a lead actor or actors who are gay in their private lives. There must be a lot of gay casting directors. Anyway, I thought the guy on the skates ,Charlie??, was one of the most annoying characters I've ever seen on television. They even let little Tootie get off the skates eventually.

Wow, I really am losing it, and in public view I guess! Why oh why would I ever say something so mean-spirited about myself? I don't really think all that awful stuff about making anybody do all those horrible jobs. Especially not myself! It's bad enough that I have to pump my own gas, but maybe one day I can get Malcolm to do that for me! I'm so bad! I really wouldn't make him do something like that if he came to live with me, he would be put on a pedestal and worshipped of course as he should be, god that he is.

Make sure you keep coming by to read all of my fantastic comments about all of my favorite TV shows and any other little itsy-bitsy things I think of that I want to tell all of you about! And make sure to wander over to all my other great pages, like the Brady Bunch page and the Facts of Life page so that you can read all of my wonderfully witty comments about all of the insipid goings on in my life of strangely desperate tv watching. And don't forget to check out my amazing blog at TV Shows Are My Life where you can read even more of my comments and even make comments about my comments if you like, or maybe read my own comments about my other comments! See you there!



I think that people who post messages like the last one bofore this should get full time jobs making licence plates, brooms of perhaps cigarettes (which I do not smoke butt plenty of the people around me do)! If it were up to me, they would get paid about fifty cents an hour for an eight hour day!

I think that people who post messages like the last one bofore this should get full time jobs making licence plates, brooms of perhaps cigarettes (which I do not smoke butt plenty of the people around me do)! If it were up to me, they would get paid about fifty cents an hour for an eight hour day!

I think I'm really beginning to lose it...I wrote some comments on here yesterday afternoon and by last night had completely forgotten that I had done that! And to top it off, I even thought someone was trying to impersonate me! What an idiot I can be sometimes! I really am a space cadet!

At this point I am wondering whether the jerk who is using my pen name has gone to all of the pages that I tend to frequent and posted stupid message on each one! The one on this page is ever stupider than the one on the "Brady Bunch" page that I read less than fifteen minutes ago and that I just finished commenting on. Oh baby!

I just wanted to comment that I just commented on my comments on the Lea Thompson super-dupity great blog over on the TV Shows Are My Life site where I talked at length about how much I love Lea Thompson in a completely non-sexual way and how I want her to come live with me in a completely non-sexual way since it's so obvious that the Caroline lovers all love her so much and that I would just love her to death in a completely non-sexual way and make her want to live with me forever in a completely non-sexual way. And I just want to comment on here that I want everyone on here to go on over to the TV Shows Are My Life site and sign into the Lea Thompson super-dupity great blog and read all of my comments about Lea Thompson who played Caroline on Caroline in the City and who I really really love in a completely non-sexual way and want to come live with me forever in a completely non-sexual way because she is so awesomely cute and cuddly in a completely non-sexual way and I could just hug her and hug her and hug her in a completely non-sexual way.

Now, as for Malcolm Gets, I would absolutely love for him to come and live with me forever in a completely sexual way! I'll comment some more on my comments in the comment section of the Malcolm Gets Memorial LoveFest page that I set up to talk all about Malcolm Gets of Caroline in the City fame. Everyone here, please come visit my comments page on my Malcolm Gets Memorial LoveFest page so that you can read all the really great comments that I have made and responded to about myself and Malcolm Gets and then I can comment some more if you make any comments about my comments on that page!