Shark Bytes

With breathless anticipation I turned this show on in hopes to see a nude Cindy giving herself a nice and deep oil massage. Imagine the horror when I realized this show consisted of her exchanging words with non-silicone inhanced nobodies. What a waste of mammaries!

Aw, come on, you old soreheads! This show never aspired to artistic recognition...there was never any shark to jump! It was just a T&A show attempt late on Saturday night. The DJ guy was actually funny, with his giant Afro and engineer hat. Cindy could have shown more of her famed ample bosom, that was my only complaint. Yes, she couldn't read lines, so what? I watched it to see how bad it could get...I wasn't disappointed, but I've seen worse...er, maybe not.

OMG!!!!what a loser, not even hot, plastic and average. jumped shark debut. don't even think this no-talent qualifies for a "where are they now" effort!

I was on the crew for this abortion. I really don't want to say what I did, but my name was on the credit role for every episode. Best thing about the show, catering and we got paid on time. We did the stupid thing on Miami Beach, in June, during rainy season. In the sand! I got a hernia! Lance (the goofy guy) was so incredibly funny in person, it just never got to tape. You have no idea how many times we had to retake the simplest of segments because Cindy blew her lines. The show had more producers than I have ever seen. But, the biggest example of jumping the shark, the format was adjusted on a daily basis. I wouldn't have been surprised if by the third week of taping (13 episodes total) to arrive on set and see an actual shark tank and motor cycle ramps!

this girl tries so hard to be sexy...just another average enhanced blonde worlds full of 'em cindy.maybe if you had a shred of talent to work with, it might've set you apart from the other trillions...you were grossly over-rated to begin with..can't even talk in those terms anymore, a never-were to a has-been..only in those terms will your name ever come up....the ol' "where are they now" kinda thing, anyway, you get the picture....leave the fluff stuff to ones who can actually pull it off successfully (i.e.pam anderson).

Does anyone know whom Larissa and Miss Jane are? I kid you not, these were actual musical guests on the show! Now, granted, there will always be a first time for each name you hear, but have you heard these names on MTV? VH-1? Thank God this ditzy dumb blonde dim bulb of a bimbo was sent packing lightning quick and re-replaced with Howard Stern (where I lived, anyway). At least his IQ was higher than that of a lemon. Is hers?

Cindy wore bra's on this show, what the "F" is that. This Hoe is half naked throughout the web, gets a show and puts on clothes. Does she have a brain, or is her skull a depository for zygotes?

It jumped from day 1, because all the shows are the same! Cindy's fine though. Thats the only reason it is worth watching.

Episode one was a swan dive. What is that idiot sidekick's name, DJ Squiggles? He's in there screaming random crap at the top of his lungs. Then there's the comic relief guy who was the only person I didn't laugh at. All the while Cindy is just walking around acting like an idiot, talking to "webkini girls." I mean, she's hot, but she should stick to the Web.

I watched this show after an evening of cocktails on Saturday night. It is the most mindless, idiotic show I have ever seen. Even hammered, I couldn't enjoy it. Cindy should just close her mouth and look good. What the hell is a Webkini girl anyway? And DJ Scribbles is horrible..thinking he's a playa when he's not even in the game. This show jumped the great white shark when they offered her a show!!! BaBa Booey to y'all. By the way..she is not the most downloaded broad in the world.