Shark Bytes

Dont even get me started. This show is awful!Actually it is AWFULL! That's right two L's! The show definitely did not get any better with her "New Look." She posed for a magazine, she is dating a 20 year old (who is having issues if he's into a 16 year old girl). Oh yeah she's a great role model. If you didnt notice, I was being sarcastic. All in all, the show needs to end.

I found a couple episodes of Clarissa Explains it All online...it made me glad that I was raised with well-written shows like this instead of this trendy pop trash we have now.

this show reminds me very much of Saved By The Bell, with all the hammy performances, and scripts and super phony looking sets. but there is something endearing about SBTB that HM severely lacks.

Can someone give these boys a haircut?

Rockin' theme song. Silly show. The public keeps buying into shows or movies where people can't tell who the person is just because they change their hair or wear glasses. The dumbing down of the culture continues.

Updating my post from yesterday: That highly-publicized "very special" episode of HM wasn't shown! Consider the jump sharked!

On the cover of today's NY Sunday News Vue Magazine is the caption "Hannah Montana gets Serious". Can we say "Shark-Jumping Time", kids?

OK; I don't know why my comment was removed, but here it is again (reworded though):
It'd be better if "Hannah Montana" started with the disclaimer - "This show was pre-recorded in front of a pre-recorded audience".
Seems like most Disney "sitcoms" are so bad they have to use a pre-recorded audience just to make it more pathetic.

IMO, Hanna Montana is one of the most ridiculous sitcoms I've seen. It just looks so cheap and poorly made. Miley Ray Cyrus doesn't have any talent to carry a television sitcom, let alone her singing career. I don't really care for anything Disney makes anymore, they've just gone down the drain and I still wonder how we went from Beauty & the Beast to this drivel.

Even shows like Family Matters and Home Improvement, which were ridiculous most of the time, are still better than Hanna Montana or any of the other "Disney" sitcoms. You cared for Steve Urkel because he cared about the Winslows and his crazy antics. You liked Tim Allen because of his nosy neighbor and good friend who starred alongside him in a "working" type show in the sitcom. Even when Steve turned into all those weird characters, the Winslows still knew it was him.

How does Hanna Montana even garner a spot on okay sitcoms? I'm not talking about ones that set a standard (I Love Lucy, The Andy Griffith Show, All in the Family, M*A*S*H, Cheers, Seinfeld, The Simpsons). I mean Hanna Montana (and their cast) can't even compare to Nickelodeon's material (You Can't Do That on Television, Get A Life, etc) or Disney's earlier sitcoms. It just goes to show you that Disney can't find anything worthwhile, so they put in the newest and latest teen stars to cater to the little kiddies.

Our culture is pathetic right now.

Yoo-hoo, Jump The Shark.tv com! You need to add two channels to the list: ABC Family and Disney Channel! ABC Family is soooo downhill; they hardly bill themselves as a family channel anymore, there are so-called “original” movies that are basically modern MST-like fodder, most of the shows are teen-to-adult shows, their marketing (both entertainment and non-entertainment ads) is edgy and adult, it just keeps getting worse as time goes on, there is no hope of any family stuff really returning (I know there are some 80s/90s family ABC shows, but they are better off on another network); as for Disney Channel, that’s another story: they used to be the home for all things Disney, classic, and various shows and movies, and now it’s garbage with bottom of the heap TEENAGE shows and movies such as KP, TSR, PotF, SL, HM, CitH, WoWP, SLoD, TCG, HSM (the worst), and others, and we nostalgic fans (anything up to May 2002) are treated to one-star TV movie sh-- from the early 2000s (think the Wonderful World recent revival) 1 to 2 times per week and only one good cartoon every morning at 3 A.M. (Little Mermaid series); it’s almost as if we are being ripped-off and insulted brutally about our God-given rights to be good, clean, honest people; the Disney-owned networks used to be good, now they are GARBAGE!!!!!

This show sucks. This is just another example of how "commercial" Disney has become. Visit any store and you will find HM clothing/radios/sheets/ and tons of other crap. Miley is just another carefully crafted pop product. The only talented kids on this show are Emily Osment and the little boy (Rico?).

I miss the good old days when Disney Channel aired decent shows (Lizzie McGuire and Even Stevens are 100 times better that all the crap they air now), reruns of 80's sitcoms and their original movies were actually quite good. Now it's all Miley/Jonas Brothers and the other 2 bimbos Selena and the Demi Lovato chick. I hope they spend their money wisely, in 1-2 years they will be out, and Disney will have a new "it" girl to make money out of. Lather, rinse, repeat.

I actually have a friend who got in the top 3 in the audition to be Hannah Montana. After seeing what havoc has been caused, I'm glad she didn't make it. Want to know something funny? Miley Cyrus didn't make it out of being the most talented. She made it because her dad threatened to drop out of a contract if they didn't make her Hannah Montana.

Also, Miley Cyrus has a weird face. And Billy Ray Cyrus sucks.

I am rather confused by the young people that seem to like Miley's music. As many have stated on this site, her music is not very good at all. I have listened to her music, those Jonas bothers, and other musicians that younger people are all infatuated with. None of those artists have anything close to talent.

Why young people listen to this crap confuses me to no end. When I was young my friends and I wanted to listen to cool music older people liked. We did not want to listen to little kid crap music. We listened to Deep Purple, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and many others.

That music is still played today because it is great timeless music. 30 years from now no one in their right mind will be playing old Milly Bob Cyrus songs.

Why do young people today think it is cool to listen to little kid throw away crap music?

don't like this show
but it is not as bad as
the o'reilly factor,countdown with keith
olbermann,hannity and colmes,hardball
with chris matthew,scarbourgh county,geraldo at large,nancy grace,barney,teletubbies,the 700
club,the jerry springer show,the maury
povich show,howard stern,real time with bill maher,politicial incorrect with
bill maher,hannity's america,verdict with dan abram,60 minutes,20/20,dateline
are all worse than hannah montana,
i'v watch it when dolly parton was on
there i like her but not billy ray cyrus
i especially don't like his song
acky breaky heart i prefer weird al's
version or dolly parton's hello god

dear Achey-Breaky Miley
i'm the 1 who post that comment fix it
a bit i'm glad you think all those shows on my list were bad
but i said all those shows are worse
than hannah montana
not just as bad
which your comment seem to say my comment was saying hannah montana
was just as bad
i do think hannah montana would
seem a little better without the laugh track and definetly could use better writers

Miley's one of the biggest showoffs known to humankind!