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Jumped when Melena said the blond guy had no heart, and then she picked him.

Nice try rich, but I still think the Fabio thing was batfarts crazy. The girl was nice, and super hot, she could have confessed to dating Karl Rove and I would have excused it.

I don't believe these shows are "real" for a minute. The girl will never pick a loser over some hot looking guy in a cheesy tv show..she wanted a vacation and a good time. The good looking guy will provide that. end of story.

Everyone on here is completely missing the point about Fabio. Guys are not intimidated by him because he is "hot" or "famous". Guys think he is a total loser. That is why the guy had a problem with it. To men, Fabio is the opposite of hot..he is a shallow pretty boy poser with hair that went out 15 years ago. He was probably afraid of all his friends razzing him to death about it and it wasn't worth it for a pretend tv romance.

If a girl told me she dated someone like Fabio, I would seriously question myself for being attracted to a woman who would find someone that shallow attractive enough to date. It is also very telling for guys when a woman would date someone like that.

So, I am alone on this board for not blaming the guy for dumping the girl for the Fabio thing..lol

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The "secret" of dating Fabio was so dumb I truely questioned wether I understood wrong and had to go online to confirm it. Dumbest twist ever and so overhyped. Clearly he wanted an excuse out.
Then afterwards the winner tries explaining himself to the viewers and gives such dumb reasons like, who wouldn't have done the same?
So disappointing...

The second series had many moments where it came dangerously close to clearing the fin (Fredo in the submarine, the detonator, the radar of the muscle guys cruise ship, guest apperances from Baywatch actors) but they saved the best til last with the 'shocking revelation' that she used to date Fabio. Why did he have such a problem with that, it just didn't make any sense. And since when is dating Fabio considered a 'shocking revelation'? Like I said some of the earlier moments came close, for example when the boat blew up. I say 'blew up' when all it did was fizz a little and then sink in a 2ft lake though they hyped it up like the Titanic was going down. And who could forget the antics of David Daskal?! Throwing a watermelon in a pool, using 'When's your birthday?' as a pickup line, screaming 'I'm never gonna quit' whilst wearing a lifejacket and flapping his arms wildly trying to stay afloat. The makers must have put him on there purely for the audience to laugh at but he did however come across as one of the most likeable guys on there (not that that can be considered too difficult a task). Surely the next step now is the making of Average Joe: David Returns with special guest presenter Fabio!

The reason it jumped is because having "average joes" (i.e., unattractive guys) vowing for an attractive woman is absurd. First, it's a cruel joke because in reality everyone knows that we put emphasis on looks, especially, in the US. Secondly, what is the likelihood of an attractive woman dating someone considered to be ugly? NOT LIKELY--about as likely as me dating some ugly woman--NEVER! Bottom line: I felt sorry for the average joes because they were being delusional. Once more, it was extremely childish and obnoxious when the other guys were harassing and making fun of the average joes. Let's face it--everyone on that show from all of the seasons were ugly and that is true. They all needed plastic surgery not just physically, but internally as well. I mean, who acts that childish except losers?

day one. I'm dying for a show where some tanned and toned himbo has to choose between a dozen frumpy, dowdy, unattractive females.

Good Lord, is this junk STILL on? I happened upon the intro when the cloned, blond, tan, tatooed himbos were doing voiceovers. "Pretty people want to surround themselves with pretty people," said one of them. Yes, hot people are always around other hot people...IN HELL! SEE YOU THERE!! Bite my pale white, non-tattooed, over-30 a$$!! I've already sworn off CBS over the dumping of "Joan of Arcadia" only to bring on the non-talented Jennifer Love Hewitt to speak to ghosts. I'm dangerously close to pulling the plug on NBC now...not that they have anything worth watching anyway. How about this for a show, "Average Hell's Kitchen Survivor Fear Race?" Hot contestants work for an overbearing restaurant owner to see who can hook up with the most customers first. Whoever doesn't score ON CAMERA for all of America to watch each week has scalding hot grits dumped over their face and bodies while the other contestants taunt them and prevent medical attention from arriving while attempting to book a flight to St Petersburg, Russia. Now, that's damn good TV!!

This show suffers from a fundamental problem in its premise: the "average" guys (well, whoever's left) will have completely fallen for the girl by the end of the show, whereas the underwear models could take her or leave her. And if the girl's not cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs over either, which do you think she's going to pick - the guy who she'll probably have to painfully break up with a few weeks later?

How many times can the Joe's strike back? Will we be shocked when the himbo wins in the end...again?

In the second installment of AVERAGE JOE 2 I could tell that this series was going to jump the great white as soon as I saw the boat full of pretty boys, which by the way looked like a stereotypically gay cruise ,and when the pretty boys started acting like a bunch of catty females ,they needed to be knocked off their high high horses, and when that brain dead TEDDY FOOL started crying that kids can be cruel WELL DUH , but that ending sure did not disappoint me at all ,IT WAS CLASSIC when LARISSAS BIG SECRET was that she once dated FABIO and when THAT CRETIN GIL DUMPED LARISSA'S SHALLOW ASS it was priceless ,it was absolute poetic justice ,A FITTING END ,BRIAN was the winner in the long run , he is a good guy I was rooting for him ,he deserves someone who appreciates him , there is a reason that there ic no AVERAGE JOE 3 THE PREMISE WORE THIN EVEN FOR SO CALLED REALITY SHOWS

Ummmmm......What the *#^*. He dumped that lady, because she dated Fabio. That's just insane to me. I could see if she had kids by him or something like that or had on going relationship, but he dumped her for what...? And I felt sorry for Brian, he got his hopes up and seemed like he wanted be in a relationship more than hang-up Fabio, Gil. I don't think the show (Adam Returns) really jumped when Adam chose Samantha-Rachel for whatever. I don't think he made wrong decision, you date whoever you want to for whatever reason, besides most of the ladies seemed pretty alright and didn't seem jerks or anything like that.

Average Joe: Adam Returns was an entirely different show that the first two. The ladies were all interesting. Sadly, after the show the women learned that Adam had a girlfriend throughout the show and that NBC knew about it. The fact that during the first episode Adam mentioned to the women that he hoped they were there for the right reason, brings new meaning to "cheesy." Adam, not the show, JTS.

I can almost forgive this show for having the lady in the first season pick the hunk over the average joe, but once they did it again...and again....and again, over the course of the next few seasons, it was definitely JTS time.