Shark Bytes
"Frank Sinatra" should have won. Sebastian is spot-on in reviving ol' Blue Eyes. "Tina Turner" sucked; that was affirmative action. "Paris Hilton" was putrid. Jeffrey Ross is worthless as a judge, the other two are only marginally better but equally annoying. And how could these idiots not recognize the PERFECT imitator- "Howard Stern"?? After his first performance, the contest should have been stopped and the first prize awarded. I truly thought Howard himself was a guest on the show until I realized that it wasn't he.
We watch the show from audtion to
Audtion and did not understand why the clip went by so fast.
espcially the Tina Turners Audtion.
why they did not show their full audtion. look like they trying to hide
something and get them to play off of each other if you know what i mean.
it seem like they sure try to hide the hide the very last tina turner impersonator.
and the other tina Turner 's Clips were jumping from picture to pictuer.
the winner they pick did not look and
sound like Tina Turner.
it seem like the very last one with the old tina turner Style, look more like Tina Turner then all of them.
look like a fixed show to me.
Audtion and did not understand why the clip went by so fast.
espcially the Tina Turners Audtion.
why they did not show their full audtion. look like they trying to hide
something and get them to play off of each other if you know what i mean.
it seem like they sure try to hide the hide the very last tina turner impersonator.
and the other tina Turner 's Clips were jumping from picture to pictuer.
the winner they pick did not look and
sound like Tina Turner.
it seem like the very last one with the old tina turner Style, look more like Tina Turner then all of them.
look like a fixed show to me.
I can't decide whether the opening number ,that sounded like a song written by Diane Warren for American Idol by the way, was a shark jump or camp nirvana. I was shocked by Little Richard's frail appearance, and disappointed that his doppelganger and Tina didn't make the top five. I told my daughter to never underestimate the power of rabid Elvis fans. The winner was pretty good, but somewhat creepy. Also, I don't remember Elvis ever wearing blue eyeshadow. The younger version should not have been top five. His sneer looked like he was smelling cabbage cooking, and his hair looked like a dead dyed weasel. When he was performing next to older Elvis, he did these little kangaroo hops that the real one would never do, even when he was stoned.
HWJoe you are correct my friend!Seemed a little unfair because you could tell as I've said before that the winner was a full professional,with A+ fake hair,plastic surgery(Sure..)and a really weird additude I thought.Everyone else was having fun but he was acting like a driven fanatic.Your list is correct.SO if we assume this is all predetermined,then the professional may have a secret deal with ABC/Disney and this is step one.I love a conspiracy theory.Lastly,how old is that winning Elvis anyway?I bet 50 or so.....?????
MISCHA, YOU GOT YOUR WISH; HEARTBREAK [OLDER] ELVIS WON! HE ACTUALLY DESERVED IT, HIS DUET OF HUNKA HUNKA BURNING LOVE WITH BLUE SUEDE [YOUNGER ELVIS-NO SLOUCH HIMSELF] WAS AWESOME! I WOULD PAY TO SEE HIM PERFORM. THE TOP 5 IN ORDER WERE:1- HEARTBREAK ELVIS; 2-FRANK SINATRA; 3-BLUE SUEDE ELVIS;4-PRESIDENT BUSH; 5-LUCY
Well Shaw,whomever the producers predetermined to win.For what it's worth(and it isn't much...)I hope one of the Elvises(Elvi?).
While the guy who did the "Comeback Elvis"in the black leather suit is stunning,he's also a mental case and liar.He had facial surgery(Why bring it up and defend it???)from cheeks,nose to teeth.Then he takes himself so seriously in the Elvis role with his "Hot Buttered Jack Wool"fake hair to where it is fanatical.Young Elvis on the other hand should try to be himself.There is more there than just another Elvis impersonator.It's all junk folks but fun,sort of like Clinton's presidency.That will not hold true for the next Clinton presidency.
I think the Bono guy was decent considering he didn't do any U2 music. I too have seen him around and think it's odd that someone looks like Bono. I don't think he tries to be Bono like any other contestants on the show try to "be" their character. Look at the other comments. It doesn't look very objective, looks like a bunch of haters on this thing. What gives? It's a dumb show but these people make a living impersonating someone else.
The Elvis impersonator, when he performs it's creepy, it's like watching Elvis, but I have to agree, when he speaks his mouth and chin lose it for me. Howard Stern was great he should have gone through. I don't like the judges, I get no entertainment from them.
I couldnt believe the Howard Stern guy didnt make it to the finals. I thought he was great. Also the Roseanne lady didnt make it. She was also very good.
This show isn't bad, but some people who aren't good are getting the thumbs up, like the Shania Twain and the Gloria Estefan. Visually, one of the best ones was the Madonna. She looked and spoke exactly like her; even the gap in her front teeth was perfect. Unfortunately, her singing was awful. The Tina Turner is a great performer, however facially she doesn't look enough like her to fool anyone. The Elvis looks like him when he's singing, but when he's talking ,you can see his mouth and chin looks nothing like the real Elvis.
In my opinion, the ones who could really fool someone are the Little Richard and the George Bush. The Lucille Ball is great as well. It is really hard to find a good Lucy, and she knows what she's doing.
I was angry at the dismissial of the Reba McEntire. She looked, spoke and sounded like the real thing. I don't agree with the judges 50% of the time, but I'll watch it until the end.
In my opinion, the ones who could really fool someone are the Little Richard and the George Bush. The Lucille Ball is great as well. It is really hard to find a good Lucy, and she knows what she's doing.
I was angry at the dismissial of the Reba McEntire. She looked, spoke and sounded like the real thing. I don't agree with the judges 50% of the time, but I'll watch it until the end.
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