Shark Bytes

One of the best comedies ever. Just curious what comedies the 2-1/2 Men haters do like - bugs bunny cartoons?

Has 2.5 men jumped? This season's opener has definitely headed in that direction in as much as Charlie's "gift" was being so clueless and unremorseful...like most quality guys.

Dumb bimbo's are placed by God on the Earth so we can "use them and lose them" all in one night.(Yet they are intelligent enough to understand that they must leave when we are finished with them...a fine line) The Bimbo's in question enjoy this, are proud of it, and we shouldn't deprive them of it.

This episode went fine until Charlie went and paid $$ to some ex bimbo he humped years ago and was led by her to think he had knocked her up with his kid. It is not in Charlie's personality to have feelings about any past bimbo that he has "wiped his handy" on even if she had a kid....so what? That's her problem.

Remember the basics re: Women and $$

It's OK to pay out some $$ to get laid...dinner, movie, whatever. (for the clueless: If you are not getting some great action by the 2nd date, you are wasting your time and $$...just leave).

It's OK to pay out some $$ to get rid of her in the morning ie cab fare, reimbursement for the bra you chewed of her....

It's never OK to admit you have any paternity possibility with anyone without a court mandated conclusive test. When it comes to dating...you had a vasectomy years ago.

These "basics" should be the staples of this show.

The writers are starting to mature Charlie and their first mistake was "Mia" which was definitely wrong for Charlie and yet he still went after her with a passion. No "piece" is worth losing your self respect over...and definitely not giving up being an omnivore over. As soon as the word "Tofu" spills from their lips, you excuse yourself and leave out the side door in a hurry. Hopefully you gave her another name and she doesn't have your phone number or address.

i agree with amy about
the theme song of 2 and a half men
i prefer them just play the theme music
not the words of the song
which was way too easy to think up

I don't mind so much Charlie Sheen's limited acting or the fact that in terms of being sex obsessed it's basically the 21st version of Three's Company. What I can't stand is the theme song and have to mute the sound every time they start singing "Meeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn."

Middle schoolers could write a better show.

Can we have one episode where Sheen doesn't talk about sex?

i believe what i want ugh
i'm not a troll trust me i'm not ugly
berta is pretty ugly though
i think you believe in the gospel of persacution i believe in the gospel of inclusion 2 and a half men never jumed

This jet fuel guy really IS nuts.

Trolls like him love to take over boards like this for their own inane rants.

scott i'm not out of my mind
how can fire proof
material be destoryed by fire
if something is destoryed by fire
doesn't mean it is not fire proof

Jet Fuel Guy: There's no way around it, you have lost your mind.

I don't think this show ever JTS! It's cute and funny too! of course I haven't seen it in a while since it's been in summer reruns. but I am looking forward to it coming back in the fall!

How many times can the words penis, vagina, scrotum, and testicles be said on one show? This show never jumped it was vulgar thruout the series. Beyond the bathroom humor, it was actually very funny. especially jake, candy, and allen. I dont like Berta..she is a fat unattractive vulgar crude lesbo with no appeal whatsoever. UGGHH

paula i'm not out of my mind
I post what I want
i like charlie sheen
i also like martin sheen
he's both anti war and ant anti abortion
most of the time it's prowar and antiabortion
or anti war and pro abortion but he's both anti war and anti abortion
i don't like the fact that he's for
barack obama i don't like obama
or mccain but aleast charlie sheen
didn't say he was for obama
he might be for someone totally different
you said charlie isn't
bad lookin i'm a guy i think
sofia vergera looks a lot better
you are right about the kid however
he does lot like some kids these days
I think wouldn't name my child
angus I mean angus t. jones i bet i know
he's called at school angus t, bone
this show never jumped

I love that kid!! Thank God he's not another scarcastic, snotty, overly witty TV kid who knows all the answers. He acts like a real kid and I think he's great. And Charlie Sheen isn't too bad to look at either. Mindless fun for a half hour with a pretty face. I'm still tuning in!
And Mr Jet fuel below.. have you lost your mind?

Someone already used "The fat little bastard" and I have to agree he is annoying more than funny. More like the show was forced to take him. There are many kid actors that are really funny and good characters. A Wuss and child Wuss leaving Charlie Sheen to carry the show.

Ok, why would somebody post such a long comment about boring science stuff that nobody cares about? We are discussing a TV show here not the mental agony that people will have after trying to read what you posted.

Just say when you think the show jumped the shark (I say it never did) and get on with your life, instead of posting a bunch of BORING junk that nobody, and I mean NOBODY, on this webpage could possibly want to see!