Shark Bytes

I sense that I'll be mauled the moment I say that I liked Hannah Montana in its first few episodes. But it's the truth. I DID like it... until I heard the same stupid songs playing over and over again.

I don't understand it... this whole show is just another thing along the lines of "That's So Raven". The only difference was that Raven's show was GOOD. But let's look at the similarities, shall we?

1. Miley says "BAM!" a lot, like Raven.
2. Miley tries to TALK like Raven.
3. Miley has a friggin' secret she has to hide from everyone, LIKE RAVEN.

Shall I go on?

4. Miley has an annoying brother, like Cory.
5. Miley's best friends--Lily and Oliver or whatever--are a girl and a boy (uh, respectively), like Chelsea and Eddie!

This is ridiculous. That's So Raven was a great show, but I don't see why Disney had to make a replica of it.

Hannah Montana--the shark shouldn't jump ya.

It should chew you alive, devour you into pieces, and keep your freakin' blonde wig as a loofah!!!

I rest my case.

If Walt Disney was still alive he would br wonderding what is his dream coming too. where Mickey, Goofy and Donald are replaced by Hannah Montana, Disney Princesses and Harry Potter and Marty Mcfly wannabes. And instead of masterpiece movies like Lion King and Little Mermaid, we have garbage like Home on the Range and Enchanted. God Where's Walt when we need hom

I love kids shows. This one is a BAD kids show. It's bad. The only redeaming quality is that cute best friend Lilly. She's a great and silly little actress and if I were her I'd try to stop playing second fiddle to a talentless name.

Never jumped. Come on it's a kid's show, and it wasn't meant to be like Sesame Street. And what do her pics have anything to do with judging the show? From the way some of those who vote Day One sound, they never gave this girl a chance. And if anyone goes "Oh yeah?There was this time... but she blew it big time!" That is DEFINITELY what I meant. To those saying she'll take the fall a la Britney and Lindsay: if she does, hey, you were asking for it. These girls grew up under such constant critical attention I could see them getting tired of trying to please people like you by being "clean." So they give you what you really want: for them to screw up. "She's gonna fall, I tell you, she's gonna fall. Anytime now she's gonna fall. Hey why won't you fall?! There see? She fell. I was right she's just like the others. What is with this world?" And if you go "If they couldn't handle it they shouldn't have tried in the first place." Yeah, sure, like you? At least they dared. Don't have a taste for it, change channels, turn off the tv and do something else, or make your own show to make your point. To me Hannah Montana is a fun show. Never jumped.

All the the little 11 year old girls will want a pound of makeup and a sheet for Christmas (and, I guess, make their fathers go out and get a mullet).

Miley: Ya think?!

Me: Yes, I do. Thanks for noticing!!!

I hate this show. It was good when it first started but now the new eposodes are dull and boring!!!!!!! Forget you hannah!!

theres one ep where hannah and her best freind are locked together i think in hancuffs, anyway one scene shows them all tangled up, barefoot, with one girls feet over the others shoulder. OMG what a HOT scene that is!

This show has always sucked. Face it. Even if it IS Disney, they have DONE BETTER.

this show is a good show, com'on guys, 4 crying out loud, it's disney! and i think it's sweet that miley WANTED her dad on the show. billy ray cyrus seems like such a nice guy (i'm not going 2 say he IS a nice guy, because i don't know him). he's my FAVORITE on the show, aside from lily.

HM is a dull,cheap-looking,unfunny piece-of-crap tv show.It sucks being as old as I am,but I'd sure hate to be a kid right now...

Gee, with all the murders and crimes committed by blacks on a daily basis, I wonder why any show would want to portray such a kind and peaceful race in a bad light?
Grow up, blacks ARE thugs and ghetto garbage.

AS TO THE CATEGORY, it JTS when they put that loud mouth , black batch Roxy on as a recurring character.

Well, let's see...Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff...and now, Miley Cyrus. I guess when you sign on with Disney, anything goes when you turn eighteen ( and in Miley's case, before even THAT). I don't want to see her fail, but after years in the Disney camp, when they are free of that, it seems they all turn around, sing songs with suggestive lyrics, and proceed to strut about dressed... like certain women you see on Sunset Strip or on the main drag in Vegas...I laughed when I heard Disney execs were "outraged" at the Vanity Fair pictures, when we all know they probably secretly thrilled at their new demographic: Vanity Fair-reading perverts...by the way, the show is crappy; I gave it 10 minutes one night and couldn't take 11...I can see why an eight-year-old would like it, though...

The Vanity Fair photo is tame compared to her internet pictures that appeared on TMZ last month, which are much to racey for a 15 year old.
Miley is not the sweet and innocent teenager that Disney wants the public to believe that she is. In a interview with People magazine(April 27,2008) she said that the internet pictures was a mistake. And now she is embrassed by the Vanity Fair pictures.
She is a total fake.

While any 9-year-old or person with a childish sense of humor will easily find this show amusing, I was forced to watch it while babysitting my younger cousins and I felt like I was staring at a preview of Hell. The jokes are not funny, the episodes nowadays are all about girlfriends and boyfriends and how "awesome" this Cyrus idiot is, and it's so blatantly racist and practically shouting at all the little kids to think of all black people and asians as bullies. If you haven't noticed, nearly all of Disney's "shows" are just the same stupid jokes said by different, horribly white characters. Ugh. I'm sick of Hannah Montana.