Shark Bytes

Just one thing: THIS SHOW SUCKS!!! Why was this idea ever thought up? This show is useless and it's not entertaining. Usually the only people who watch this kind of crap are the same people the show is representing-stupid, good for nothing blonde airheads with too much spray-on tan and makeup and nothing to offer society. Why do you there is so much bulimia and depression in this country? Because this show supports the stupid idea that if you don't weigh 90 pounds and have perfect hair and skin, you're not good enough. Well, you shouldn't strive to be like the people in this show because they just suck at life.

Jumped day one

The entire show went down hill at the beginning of season 3. I didn't care about these new people, and neither did many others. I missed all the regulars like Stephen and Lauren and Kristin...and even Jason. But then again, at least they got The Hills spin off of it.

One of the things that made me laugh though was one episode where a couple of the girls got stranded on the side of the road, and were complaining of no mode of transportation or anyone there able to help them in any way. Umm...wasn't the camera guy standing right there?

This show was definitely a guilty pleasure, hands down.

Honestly, this is probably the worst show I've ever seen. I say that as someone who has seen Lancelot Link and Cop Rock. This is horrible. I could not find one redeeming thing about the show.

When season three started, that when all the good people left. Lauren, Kristin, Stephen, i mean the show pretty much blows now.

Laguna Beach is pure guilty pleasure!! Yes, the producers set up scenes to create drama and edit the show like crazy, but what reality show isn't??

Kristin was the best bitch on this show, and after she left, the show lost its spark. Don't even get me started on Tess, the featured girl on Season 3, cause she was such a huge snooze fest from start to finish.

Kristin leaves. End of show.

Up till now this show has been amazing! But at the end of season 2 kristin left, which will definitely make the show worse. I've seen the previews for season 3 (airs in Canada tonight) and I can't see it being as good as before. In fact, after season 1 it started going downhill as classic characters like Lo left (she was so cute!) And season 2 was more annoying: the jessica-jason-alex triangle was nothing compared to season 1's LC-steven-kristin triangle! and steven needs to get over kristin: during season 2 when she comes to san fran to visit its obvious she really doesn't want to be there. but i still love this show and won't miss an episode of season 3...the hills is pretty good too!

Jessica is the most annoying person I have ever seen! It is so obvious that Jason, her Ewok-looking boyfriend, has absolutely NO interest in her! She's one of those people that constantly has to talk about herself and her problems because the world revolves around her. Honey, you live in LAGUNA BEACH...you have money! (or I should say, your PARENTS do). I don't feel sorry for you! Get a job! That should give you something to do besides whining about your "miserable" life!

When the rich kids decided to put on a fashion show to help the victims of the landslides in Laguna Beach. Victims? Please. The victims had insurance on their property along with money, unlike Hurricane Katrina refugees. And the fact that Jessica was obviously sh*t faced during the shows proves what a classless chick she really is.

Can't stand shows that make my teen years look like pure crap. What do these 'kids' do besides sit around, put on their make up and talk about hooking up with each other. How about a new reality show with the cast in it. "The Chicks from Laguna Beach Get Jobs at Walmart".

When I realized they were profiling teens that moved to Laguna within the last 6 months. I live a few miles south of Laguna Beach these people started showing up around here about five years ago. I dont know where these spoiled self centered brats came from but I wish they would go back. Their parents show up in a nice neighborhood tear down a perfectly good home then proceed to build a hulking three story cube that blocks everyone's view.

Oh man, where do I begin... "The REAL Orange County?" That's the first jump, just in the title. Second jump, the characters. Kristin is not that cool, so I don't know why she always tried to place herself above everyone else. Everyone was snotty, snobby, and dramatic. The guys were all dorks, especially Jason. Why the hell did everyone like him? He wasn't that attractive and he had the personality of a brick wall. However, he caused more fights between the girls than anything else. It just proves how shallow and stupid these girls are, letting him cause all these problems. Steven is another dork of a guy, so insecure and desperate for attention that he'll play one girl, and when she shuns him off, he goes to the other. What a Casanova... I could explain the rest of these losers, but I'll end with Alex... What the hell was her deal? She was on one hell of a power trip, thinking everyone had to bow down and worship her. I wanted to slap her honestly. She didn't deserve anything but that.

The shark jumped right outta the ocean, and into this beach, where its been ever since.

Don't get me wrong, I am addicted to this MTV reality based show and I have no idea why. We all know that there is nothing "real" about it but let's pretend for a moment that it is. This brings me to the "they did it" category for jumping. Or should I say, who isn't "doing it". On the show they call it "hooking up", but we all know what that means. In particular, there is a "cast member" named Jason that is getting the most action in this clique. While his dialogue is kept to a minimum "Yep" and "No" he has "hooked up" with Jessica, Alex and LC. This is a good message sent out to high school girls I think. Don't date smart guys who you can have a good conversation with, date the dumbest guy you can find and go all the way with him on the first date. Watch your back Ron Jeremy, Jason's gonna give you a run for your money!