Shark Bytes

Well I wonder… how many jokes will “LAMEerman” make about John Edwards, now that he has finally come forward and admitted to cheating on his cancer-stricken wife… probably none, considering that this is an election year and that both Edwards and “The Messiah” are empty-suited liberal Democrats…

Didn't Letterman have a morning show on NBC back in '80? What was it called?Someone tell me. I know that Cardsharks and Password Plus came on after it.

does anyone know if late night with letterman will ever be released on dvd

I can remember, long ago, when “LAMEerman” was funny. Then again, I can remember, long ago, when “LAMEerman” wasn’t just another bitter angry old limousine liberal. I can also remember, long ago, when gasoline was selling for two dollars per gallon…

Many years ago, I enjoyed Dave, but he turned way too liberal for me with his nightly assaults on president Bush. He and his lib friends may laugh, but I didn't so I tuned out and it appears that millions more did as well. Sayonara, Dave.

Bob:
There’s a good reason why “LAMEerman” will not make jokes about Obama;
He wouldn’t DARE to make fun of “The Messiah”

We enjoy Daves show and watch it nightly.
Notice that he makes frequent jokes aboutPres. Bush(that's ok), John McCane, Hillary Clinton,and still ex Pres Bill Clinton.
Never the same kind of jokes about Barak Obama.What's up with that? There was a time when he didn't let anyone off the hook!

Letterman, whom I once thought of as the heir apparent to Carson, Benny and the others has become nothing more that an angry, bitter old liberal. What were once funny jabs at the President have now become vicious and many times mean spirited attacks that masquerade as jokes. He is no doubt a left winger and that doesn't bother me at all. The problem is that it has over taken his entire comedy routine. We all know he hates Bush but it seems his mission to remind us every night. The sad thing is that the show has suffered greatly.

I usually don't watch David Letterman unless he has a cool guest on who I really like (like Natalie Portman), so I can't say if he ever JTS.

However, I had to say that the funniest moment in television history was when David had Paris Hilton on after she got arrested last year. He did what EVERYONE wanted to do. Totally humiliate her! David's still the best talk show host ever, even if he sometimes is boring when he doesn't have a good guest on.

He does some jokes waaaaay to many times. Earlier this year he did a thing when the highway patrol kept calling his phone. One night was funny be I think he did it every night for a month!!

Letterman jumped the shark when he became “Phil Donahue Jr.” His once excellent talk/variety show is now little more than a liberal political forum; all obviously done in the hopes that the Democlown candidate (Mr. “Empty Suit” Barack NObama) becomes (God forbid) President. Oh well, at least “Karla Marx” won’t make it to the Oval Office.

Bowing to the request of millions, David Letterman finally shaved his beard. This was a welcome development. However now that Dave's entire face is once again visible, we would just like to say grow the beard back, Dave!

-Paid for by everyone.

Letterman: They all paid for that! Not just a few people! Not Just a couple of kooks!

Will someone please give Chris Elliott a job so Letterman doesn't feel obligated to have him on his show anymore? His skits are endless and more cornball than a Bob Hope special.

Letterman's show jumps the shark because he doesn't have someone hawking GE Light Bulbs on his show. I wonder if I could make an appearance...

David Letterman jumped with his most recent interview with (and televised apology to) Paris Hilton on February 2, 2008.

Letterman's previous interview of Paris Hilton on September 28, 2007 was classic. David took a worthless Hollywood celebutard who thought that she was making a fluff promotional appearance, and raked her over the coals mercilessly about her then recent month in jail. Hilton's face has to be seen to be believed, particularly as she starts to get the fact that the audience is laughing at her, rather than with her. This was Dave at his iconoclastic best, and several people have noted her as a reverse shark jump.

Given that, it's sad that he reversed himself and basically kissed her ass. She is a worthless spoiled rich bitch who got exactly what she deserved in the original interview. Dave, I'm very dissapointed...