Shark Bytes

Spreading lies and smears about the family of Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska, and the first female candidate for Vice-President of the United States of America.

Ringo: You watch Nightly "Religiously?"

Brian Williams as a God? I never really looked at him that way. Raccoon, yes, God, well frankly NO.

But, today, July 24, 2008, in reporting Obama for Prez of Europe, Nightly News gave Muslim-boy NINE MINUTES. NINE.

McCain got 1:30.

But then, NBC has never promised "Fair and Balanced."

So you go and pray all your want, Ringo. The rest of us can SEE what NBC is showing us in living Peacock Color.

Tim Russert, political analyst, died.

You've got to love the maturity (or lack of it) evident with these comments. People have come onto this site to leave insightful, thoughtful comments like "Curry = MOONBAT" and below-the-belt digs at Brian Williams and his tan. I don't know what woodwork these people came from, but I'm sure we'd all wish they'd crawl back to it.

I watch Nightly News religiously, and I haven't found any reason to criticize it. I find Brian Williams to be a perfectly competent anchor and I haven't seen any evidence of political bias from NBC.

It's true that the coverage after the Virginia Tech shootings was over the top, but I don't fault NBC for that. I'm sure that every news program has an occasional lapse of over-the-top coverage.

I also don't fault NBC for the hurricane predictions. Weather is a tricky thing to predict. It's hardly the fault of the network when something unexpected occurs weather-wise.

I vote for "never jumped".

Shark! Sorry, but you're wrong.

No not about Curry, hard news is not her spot. But at least she can read out loud!

Not even Hurricane Williams is the JUMP de jour. It's that damn new set. That glass top desk and fluorescent lights in the back room!

Take to center camera! Now TRUCK left and right. Dramamine time! Sea sick national audience time!

I see they have treated the glass top with something matte finish, but, STOP trucking the damn camera. It's all sooooo SAD.

captcha: balers -- putting hay into cute small, rectangular, boxy packages wrapped in cheap wire. Old technology.

Curry = MOONBAT!

It could be worse, they could have hired IMO, the most absolutely talentless person on the planet, Katie Couric.

At least they had the good sense not to do that.

The big question is when is the big kahuna at CBS going to admit and realize the absolutely most moronic move they made IMO, in hiring Couric. Are TPTB at that network so insecure that they can't admit that it was a huge mistake in hiring her?

To the left, to the left!!

Fire all writers on Writer's Strike. They are recyclers at best. No talent, greedy hacks.

Hurricanes! HURRICANES!

OOOpss.

FIRES! FIRES I tell you--flames. ARSON.

Huh? Oh the new studio. Suspense for weeks about the "secret" new digs NBC ponied up for.

All blue, lavender and other soft pastels. Makes our intrepid anchor-boy's raccoon tan look even more manly. Problem? Yup. FIRES.

Debut Studios on Monday. Tuesday on the fire line (safe distance, though) and Wednesday? Gotta show all the money on the new "digs." Yup! Digs he called 'em. OOOOO he's so coooool he used the word "digs."

Oh, 2007? No hurricanes. None. Pity poor anchor boy. Although the burned out 2005 Mazda RX-8 was quite entertaining.

I've posted this over a year ago. It's STILL true. Pity poor wag Williams. And thus I requote:

"Pity the poor Anchor-boy! Pity. Why? A season-long jump of the great white! It would seem that “Whiny Briny” read: “The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration predicts that this year’s hurricane season will be very active, with as many as 16 named storms, 8 to 10 of which could become hurricanes and 4 to 6 of those that could be Category 3 or higher” and believed it! With the Great NBC Ready Reaction Team (NBCRRT) standing by, NOTHING. Nope. Nada. No hurricanes. No storms! Poor Anchor-boy! He can’t help it! He was born with a silver hurricane in his mouth. JUMP. Poor Anchor-boy. Now, for the loooonng road back."

Whinny Briny has no where to hide. His "scare-ya" journalism is soooo sad to watch. His staff must have NO SHAME.

If we can't trust Whinny Briny on the weather, what can we trust him with?

Brian Williams: News Clown.

Oh I love his raccoon tanning, too!

captcha: anypped -- another yet published prophesy established disaster

Good night, Chet. Good night, David. Good-bye, credibility for NBC News! When Huntley retired, NBC should have just gotten out of the news business. They still stink.

FYI, Tom Brokaw's "speech impediment" is the result of his having a cleft palatte. Show some humanity!

Hit the gutter with coverage of murderer of VA TECH! Other copycats will send their videos to NBC to extend their terrorism across the airways!

National Enquirer coverage of topics.