Shark Bytes

I just watched this thing AGAIN on Fox Reality Labor Day weekend. I found out from the interviews which were added (then and now) that Amy and Zack had paid attention to what all the folks on the message boards were saying, and changed. I was very pleased. I did not realize what a great guy Keith was until this time (and a great player!). I felt sorry for Dave the first go around (not about the money, just in general), but seeing him now, I don't really know why.
Charla still did the wrong thing, I think. But she still thinks she was right to do so.

I love reality TV - I'll give just about any reality TV show a fair crack. But this was really the dreggs. Such self-obsessed, shallow wastes of space truly don't deserve time on TV.

The cherry on the top was Charla's final decision, placing her near the top of all-time TV super-beyatches...

"Winter White" anyone? All the elements were there for a real shark jumping. The dream house was being built, the wedding was being planned, all they needed was for an emergency to disrupt the wedding. And it came. It seems like I remember some old rival came a' swaggering into town looking for ol' Ethan Allen Cord who had done him wrong. All throughout the 90's, the emergency wedding postponement was all over the tube. Loved this show, wish it would come out on DVD, but I still remember hearing the words "Winter White" and feeling a sense of doom.

Does anyone remember Zach? He was the most egotistical jerk. He always lied! And what was up with that guy Dave? He was butt ugly and tried to act like he was one of the cute, buff guys! He always tried to cause trouble too. I couldn't wait to see him get voted off! As I look back, That was the one reality show that I can't believe I wasted my time watching! It was so stupid! That Toni girl was a total 8itch! I hated her! Hopefully, wherever she is in life, she has changed for the better!

Oh, my God. I saw her on Temptation Island and I TRIED to watch Paradise Hotel. However, she's a complete bitch and needs someone to whip every square inch of her ass. And don't get me started on her confronting EVERYONE on the show. Everything is a damn drama to her. Later, I noticed that everyone started using the same scold to anyone that traded alliances: "Now everyone in America will see what you really are!" or some such drivel. The funniest part is that everyone claimed they were just playing the game, but then they ALL took it personally. Toni ended up on "Kill Reality" on E! Channel with a bunch of other reality contestants and she bitched and whined until they "beefed up" her part. Get a damn job and get off my television.

I actually was really interested in this show, but I was really starting to get creeped out by some of the more psychotic guests. Tony with the creepiest bug eyes since that runaway bride that's all over TV right now (2005). I remember one episode that ended with her looking straight into a grainy black and white camera vowing to make her enemies suffer, and it reminded me of particularly disturbing convenience store robbery footage. Seriously, someone get Freud on that chick before she kills somebody. Then there's Amy who scares me even more. Mainly because at first I thought she was some sweet nice little girl but by the end she was possessed by the same devil as Tony. Zack was an annoying little boy trapped inside a wannabe poser. Amanda was hot. Dave annoyed the crap out of me at first, but then I felt sorry for him because of his hopeless love for Charla (and realizing that's what I looked like on several occasions), and I'm still pissed that they didn't vote that cute Texas girl on not once but twice. As for the premise of the show, the concept of how no one knew what the rules were until they happened was interesting. But then it really started to feel rigged when the changing rules always happened to favor one side. There were basically two teams. Team one was everyone except for Dave, Charla, Keith, and that one chick. Team two was Dave, Charla, Keith, and that one chick. So one week someone from team 2 actually bites it, but team 2 guy gets to pick a member of team one that has to go, too, so everyone loses. Next week a member from team 1 gets it, so he's given a chance supposedly like last week's and chooses to take out Dave. But wait, the rules just changed! By picking Dave he hasn't eliminated him. Instead Dave gets to pick someone else to eliminate from team 1. So team 1 loses 2 people and team 2 is unscathed. If you watch the shifting rules in this game they always favor team 2, and it really starts to feel rigged after a while. There was no shock or suspense by the end when, naturally, the only people left on the show were from team 2.