Shark Bytes

To those of you complaining about older people - newsflash: yes, old people have sex too. More than ever, actually. The ugliest bodies I have seen on this lame show are generally young.
So, I suppose the ageist among us are going to do the world a big favor and not reach old age. We appreciate that!

A big "thank you" to those who have noticed the some of the same people in different episodes (and different shows). I thought so. One woman in particular was at a hotel orgy thing and then she showed up as a prostitute on the Cathouse show. And yeah, I thought the strap-on girl was the same one in the anal play show.

Real fake sex.

The fetishes are lame, contrived,and unbelievable. Okay, maybe you know one pervert who likes to dress up like Tony the Tiger, but a whole room full?

Jumped on day one. "Real" sex may be what most of us are having - cellulite, love handles, sagging, and all - but who the hell wants to see that? If someone is naked on television, they should at least be good looking.

So dear readers forum! What in your view should be present man? What qualities have? What should be able to do?
Interested in your opinion?

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Yes...that woman is in both segments and also there is another woman who appears in more than one segment.

Lol, ok. This is so funny. This show is actually more funny than a turn on. And to many people out there, i do believe its fake. I remember seeing an episode about a bunch of old disgusting people using sex toys (EWWWW!!!) Now, can you tell me why like a year later i saw the same woman from that episode in a mattress commercial? Yeah, my point exactly...

problems with this show. Not quite enough nudity or action for soft core porn. I'd sit through 10 minutes of this and be like " is there some real porn i could be watching?.. and why am I up so late?"

and old folks with food or body paints. They have got to be bored, but not as bored as me watching them.

eeeesh.

Look, aside from the ridiculousness of it all, the simple fact is that it never shows real sex at all. Okay, getting back to the ridiculousness of it, this is one scary show. I always knew people had quirks and kinks and their own thing, but to have to hear these things is sickening and unsettling. Masturbation classes? Orgies for old people? making it with ultra-realistic male love dolls that have detachable dildos, one flaccid and one erect? A carnival where the owner's wife is a stripper? People on the street with a bright camera light in their face and many other people watching, telling America that they like to have oral sex with multiple partners while their spouses watch? I'm ashamed I've watched this show enough to know all this. I no longer get HBO, or Cinemax, and I'm not unhappy about it. I'm no prude, but I'm sorry, the people showcased on this series are weird. Why do I say that? They TELL you they are. They throw it in your face and are proud of it. Clowns? Goddamnit, clowns are scary! Why dress up like one to have sex, that's EVIL! It's not the least bit normal, it's insane. Who the hell but a pervert would want to watch this crap? And perverts probably already have collections of porn much more graphic than this show. So who really watches this crap? Weirdos, that's who. Or accidental viewers fooled by the title. Once, real sex or HBO showed a woman with a horse. It may have been on "Shock Video," but it doesn't matter. This show is revolting and stupid all at once. That's a neat trick. If it has any redeeming quality at all, it's that it is so sickening that it might actually encourage people to turn celibate and thereby reduce the spread of AIDS.

I've begun to think this show is a complete fake, and that many, perhaps all, of the segments are completely staged and scripted. What has made me think this, is there is the episode of the lesbians having a strap-on dildo party. One of the women, who claims to be a complete lesbian, shows up in a later episode about anal-sex seminars, but now she is straight, and her "partner in life" is a young guy who looks like he is barely out of high school. I am almost positive this is the same woman in both the "lesbian dildo party" episode and in the "anal sex class" episode. I'd like to know if anyone else has spotted the same person showing up in multiple episodes, in different roles.

A weird but nevertheless interesting show that in my opinion never jumped. I have to agree with those who get squeamish over some of the segments, especially those involving the obese. That provides an image I'd just as soon leave to the participants. That's also when I stop watching and go the kitchen for another beer or head for the bathroom (and certainly not to masturbate). I do have to comment on the above remarks from the person who said the show was "about perverts, by perverts, and for perverts." Do us all a favor and stick to The 700 Club, asshole...that's about your speed. People like you invariably turn out to be bigger perverts than those you sanctimoniously hee haw about.

Real Sex Jumped The Shark with the very first episode (and there were more than a few) where gargantuan humans lolled about in all their fleshy splendor, bragging about how sex is best when you're 100 pounds over the obesity level. Yeah, right, but why do me eyes tear and my stomach start to heave whenever I stumble upon one of these bovine-ladened episodes?? Perhaps it's because HUGE naked human oinkers bragging about what is so obviously a lie makes most of us sick to our stomachs! Yeah, the large need it too, but when forced to watch and listen to them brag about it makes the episode and the show a complete farce. "REAL SEX, TAKE 1!" "HI. I"M A HUGE LARDASS AND I JUST LOVE TELLING PEOPLE I GET IT ALL THE TIME. LOOK UNDER THIS ROLL OF FAT. SEE THAT? THAT'S DELAWARE!"...

I was done after the episode with the people who like to get busy in furry animal outfits. Their paws were all huge and furry...awww, man. I cracked up, but I was done.

The best episode was the first,it had a wonderful segment on a female masturbation class,through the whole segment you got to see a group of women all completely nude in one room together,you can't top that[and they rarely did]!!

This is a show of perverts, by perverts, and for perverts. All of the weirdos who had anything to do with the production of it belong in therapy.