Shark Bytes

It's hard to say how a series like this one could actually be capable of jumping the shark, but if I must choose one moment, how about the comical episode in which a woman gets a cake created around her?

I believe it never jumped because it was soft **** with a woman's touch!

How the heck can soft core **** jump the shark? If you're watching it for plots, you've got serious problems.

This show jumped on DAY ONE. It disobeyed the three cardinal rules of soft core ****, which are: 1) Don't make it look like you made it at home. OK, so Showtime **** isn't gonna be TITANIC or anything, but at least make the picture clear. That's important when the entire show relies on the visuals. 2) Never have a recognizable name at any point in a **** show, unless that name is something like Humpalot or Chesty. No one wants to see some "legitimate" actor pimping a **** series. 3) Never--NEVER--bog down a **** show with a plot. No one wants to hear about "lover's lament" or whatever. All that just takes away from nudie time. Red Shoe Diaries SUCKS. Even the worst soft core series (i.e. Hot Springs Hotel) is waaaaay better spank material than Red Shoe Diaries.

This show jumped from the get go- because this show was on late night on Ho-Time when i was expecting a good soft core porno to rub one out to, and i get this trashy novel plot BS! All the dialogue and plot trying to somehow justify the nudity on here- they could have cut all that BS, as well as an overrated David Duchovny, and just show me nude women the whole time.

I remember late on a Friday night channel surfing and I see the Punk Girl in a full on lesbian scene on the Red Shoes Diary. Full nudity and lots of kissing and licking(Not that there is anything wrong with that). Every time I see Punk Girl on that show I now think of that. I couldn't watch that show in the same light again.

Ok I know you're all laughing...I mean everyone does it on this show. No seriously though...I mean the specific episode when David Duchonovy was doing a story about himself...apparently some woman was stalking him and playing his own game...wanting to get inside a man's head. After about 10 minutes of cat and mouse...she finally reveals herself to him...well I dont remember much else about the story...(hey I was horny ok)...except that she was trapped in an unhappy marriage...where the guy wasn't paying any attention to her just like Red Shoe's wife wasn't paying attention to him. Anyway about 25 min into the show these two start going at it like wild animals...then decide that perhaps they arent the best for each other but they learned a valuable lesson. WHAT??? I mean if he really learned anything he wouldnt need to read the letters and we wouldnt need to be watching the show anymore. I mean after he realized that 'he can still love a woman again and no matter how hard you try to keep a relationship together sometimes its the other guys fault'...his motivation was gone.