Shark Bytes

Pure crap. Can't even make it into the "so bad that it's good" category of reality TV. Makes "The Simple Life" seem scintillating.

To quote one of the Ameoba Boys: "Uh..., what else is on?"

Can't help but think the idea JTS at the planning stage.
1) Was another Pussycat Doll really needed? It's not like they write, play or produce any actual music. With no 'personalities' on offer beyond 'skank' (the Spice Girls' nominal 'personalities' gimmick worked a treat), who would have noticed even if they changed the whole crew every couple of months?
2) Becoming the Next Pussycat Doll was not a viable career option. Exactly how many more hits were the Pussycat Dolls fated to have after the show finished and they had a new member? Unless they pull something out of the bag any day now, probably none. That's your ephemera of fame thing, then.
This looks like an attempt to wring the last few drops of commercial life out of just another short-lived, much-hyped 'girl band'. Ah well, there's the tell-all 'inside the Pussycat Dolls' TV special to look forward to. You just know there will be whining about 'not being allowed to let their talent show'.

Did they honestly have to go through the trouble of having a reality show to find the next Pussycat Doll? I mean, is it really that hard to find strippers in L.A.?

There's a singing group called the Pussycat Dolls that is very popular.
They need another girl.
They put on a TV show to find one.

These are 3 certain signs of the apocolypse.

the only thing i liked was when that girl said she likes the pussycat dolls cause *laugh* "they're about girl power and i'm all about girl power" and then proceeded to shake her ass half naked on a table for millions of men watching.

I thought the whole point of the phrase "jump the shark" was to highlight a show that was once good and then started to suck. Hence, the term "jump." So how could the show "jump the shark" if it was never good in the first place?

This show jumped Day One! Why in God's name would anybody want to be a Pussycat Doll? The only person who sings in this group, who gets the camera time and whose the more popular one of the group is Nicole (the one with the balack hair)? So what's the price? Getting to join a group as a backup dancer/singer. And how many members of the Pussycat Dolls is there already...20?

Why do people not like this show? The winner gets to dance around behind the singer: as for the losers, I'll be seeing them at the local gentleman's club.

This show jumped from the very first promo. It was another typical lame "reality" show with a bunch of brain dead bimbos who are completing to be a glorified backup singer for a crappy pre-fab group. You could get a child to do that crap.

Oh my gawd.

It's a toss up whose cast should be shot first...this one or the 'Coyote Ugly' sluts.

haha...really stupid show, but addicting, its a waste of time..also i cant believe asia won i hate her..oh and guess what?? theres a season 2!!! HAHA

DAY ONE. Good Lord, I don't even understand why this "band" (and I use the term loosely because NO ONE PLAYS AN INSTRUMENT) is even popular, except for the fact that (oh yeah) they're naked. They don't need a TV show too. Another pussycat doll for what? I've had enough of the ones that are already prancing around my T.V. as it is.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. Only appeals to empty heads.

sadly intriguing show. oh the drama