Shark Bytes

Day one.

Carson is good for one thing though...... I don't need my lunesta anymore.

Absolutely the worst show ever with the worst host ever, and quite possibly the worst television personality ever. I've actually tried watching this show several times with an open mind to give it the benefit of the doubt. I could not even force a smile. I enjoyed my vasectomy more than his show (and I'm not kidding).

dry, not funny, puppet of some moron at the network.

what happened to Arsenio Hall or The Keenen Ivory Wayans Show.

they were way better shows...

I am watching a rerun of Carson Daly right now. It's the Valentine's Day episode. For his first segment, he read a series of Valentine's Day greeting cards. Yes, he READ GREETING CARDS. Nothing was doctored or funny about them. It was like shopping with your mom at the drugstore and being like "hey, this one's funny." Are you kidding me that you can't even be funnier than a greeting card? One of the cards had a kitten on the front and the inside was a pun on "kitten." ("I'm not kitten" or some such.) HOW DID THAT GET ON NETWORK TV? Please get this tool off the air. Carson Daly is possibly the lamest person, ever. Ever.

The only way this show is entertaining for me is when I mute the sound when Carson speaks, and I cover the dialogue by saying "duhhh-duh-duh-duhhhh!" One night, I dreamed that Carson's audience lined up in front of him and took turns kicking him in the crotch. Now, THAT I'd watch.

A late night talk show hosted by Carson Daly. Seriously, what more can possibly be said?

SCABS! Last Call jumped the shark when Carson Daly stopped honoring the picket line.

Jumped day one

Ok, i know it's wrong, but i like carson daly!!! However, he seems to think that because he fooled a teenage audience to believe he can interview people that adults will buy it too. Although most times it isn't that bad, the monologues that he is too stupid to write should end-cause he is the only one laughing!!! Also I think that he should air after the sctv reruns he replaced!! I'm just saying that by 2:00 am the Nyquil will have fully kicked in and I will see more than just his black finger nail polish to entertain me!!!

It seems like that more often than not, this show is always showing reruns. What's the point of having a show on the air if they only show reruns?

Who did this guy have to sleep with to get his own show? No one is as awful as The Tool. No one except C- people go his show anyways. A guest comes on and The Tool says something like " uh um, hi great that you're here, uh yeah" and I am thinking " is your uncle the president of NBC?" The last time I saw The Tool he looked awful, he looked as if dropped 60 lbs. Hands down the worst show on TV besides Mencia and Silverman.

I attended a taping of the show in which Bonnie Hunt was a guest. As soon as she got on stage, she called him an a-hole. According to her, Carson Daly's staff told her she's not allowed to look Carson in the eyes if they cross path in the hallway. She told him: "Who do you think you are?" Of course, all of that was cut out of the broadcast version.

Carson is a terrible host and needs to stop! It is painful watching him, even though his writers try so hard.

THIS SHOW IS TERRIBLE!!! SOMEONE PUT THIS SHOW OUT OF ITS MISERY!

no, Derek, you are not nearly alone